V.I.P.HOTOS

If you've ever had the pleasure of riding along with me in my car, anywhere, then you already know that everywhere we go we get VIP parking (partly thanks to one little blue sign.....great, I probably just fucked it up for myself). Anyway...but this time one time in particular, I open the door and I got a lil red carpet at my feet...

Other random shit:
An old school free.99 dildo..... shaped like an oversized index finger and thumb...

Uggs abandoned in the right place.....

A dinner fit for sultans.....

Snaggled toothed Chalmers




I think again we were the only ones really laughing...