Fate? A sign from above?

I'm a subscriber to "Time," "Elle" Magazine, "W" Magazine and "Jane" (RIP), but I guess I can now add "ESPN" to the list. Nico, did you sign up and not tell me? Am I part of some scam that's going around? Is this a joke? My credit card better not get charged. I will say this though: It's nice to come home from work and have my very special man waiting for me on the kitchen table.