Venti iced coffee, soy milk, 2 equal.

Man buys most expensive Starbucks drink also known as a 13 shot venti soy hazelnut vanilla cinnamon white mocha with extra white mocha and caramel. This shit kind of reminds me of an extreme version of that caramel macchiato drink my mom (and every teenage girl and/or pansy dude) prefers. Am I the only one that gets offended at the sight of a "man" sippin' on a girly coffee drink? That's a whole different tangent that I won't dip into..so just excuse me while I vomit and go into sugar convulsions.