I just got a few questions about recent news...

What was Pluto really going to do to the kid if he caught him with his paws? I suppose he really planned on fuckin that twirp up, but how's his ass gonna fall on the floor then surrender, paws up.... all while dressed as fucking Pluto?


ALSO....

How is this Nebraska senator going to sue God himself for allegedly making terrorist threats against him, inspiring fear, and causing death, destruction, and terrorization of millions of Earth's inhabitants?!?! Uhhhhhh I don't even know what to say...other than.......HE'S GOD! Bad things are about to happen to this fool for ever thinking up such absurdities!


AND FINALLY....

How's a man going to wake up from the dead during his autopsy and right before he was about to be sliced open?!?!! Seriously, go read this story...


-Hananne