Monday, April 7, 2008

For those of you who have given up on life..

Kraft has decided to invest a hundred million dollars into the idea of frozen bagel sticks that are filled with cream cheese aka what looks to me like a Twinkie twinsie. If I ever get to the point where I: a) am physically incapable of taking a knife and smearing Philadelphia onto my bagel or b) think that I am "too busy" to take 2, maybe 3 minutes tops out of my morning to prepare said bagel, smack me across my face, straighten my fat ass out..or just simply kick me off my high horse. Although this idea seems completely ridiculous, I don't find myself too shocked. We are officially in the age of PB & J Uncrustables, Lunchables and Go-Gurts.