This demonic ass won the $330 million jackpot

Elwood "Bunky" Bartlett plans on using the millions to open a school.... a school for witches, where he will teach the Wiccan religion!! "Bunky" credits his study of Wicca and his practice of Reiki healing for his good luck.
And all he can think to do with that money is burden our already-fucked up world with more witches?!??!

What the FUCK!?! What'd he do right in life?? That's A LOT of money...


It's only going downhill from here, Bunky. You'll be able to afford luxury drugs now....